Category:Childhood

Pato was a dank memer always, he was born on June, 9th,1769 in a small American household with his only companion Francis the talking France. He would leave his house at the age of 7 and he would then wander the wastelands of New Mexico listening to the funky fresh beats of Drewfurd64, an ancestor of Drewfurd 32. Pato would wander until he met a man by the name of Theodore Rosevelt. Pato would then go on the read the Art of War to Teddy every night and give him the inspiration to go and win World War 2.

He would then "accidentally" light the entirety of Willow Town on fire, due to a faulty homemade firework, yeeted across the Mississippi, and end up to what is now called Oregon. In Oregon, he would chill with a group of girls called the "Powe Puff Girls" realize that hanging around with people is really irritating and leave toward Mexico.