Pato, The Guy that no one really cares about but still exist.

"Ok let's do this one more time, for 69 minutes I was the one and only Spider Fan, but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked" -Thomas Jefferson

"You're like a crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield" -Boston

"The truth never mattered in history, why should it matter now" -Me

Pato is exactly 5.7 ft tall, weighs in at 138lbs and comes from the land known as Earth. He legally classified as a gamer and has 1,338 karma on Reddit.

Pato is a young aspiring businessman who can't seem to catch a break. He first arrived on this land in 1768 B.C. and traveled along the Southern coast until he reached Clemintine Fortress, there he met DankMasterowns(Professional Admin) and Asentic (Professional SeaWorld Adventure Land Tycoon Player) where they promptly sentenced him to death by firing squad and put him to work building the Cathedral in the meantime. He would soon escape CF and head onward to Scotland where he would meet its leader, the dashing ScottishRebel, spit in his face and run crying to Roswell instead where he would spit in the face of Rose, give FizzyKnight a quarter, and steal a cup of wine along the way. Pato would then go on a 5-minute expedition and find what is now called Pixel Paradise. He would stay there for 4 months building it up a developing a hefty nuclear arsenal, give some nukes to some people, then lose all his money in failed business ventures. He then went on to live in and managing a place known as "The Garden".

During his adventures within the garden, he would infringe on the land owned by the Clemintine Foundation, a small swap on the outskirts of Dank's land. Through several hours of hard practice, he would learn the power of telepathy, telekinesis, and the grow several items and an alarming rate. He would promptly forget all these strategies several days later.